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Chuck Norris Top 10 jokes
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Chuck Norris Top 10 jokes
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
- Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
- Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
- Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
- Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
- Chuck Norris’ belly button is actually a power outlet.
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